What is the biggest problem facing the Western world right now?
Global warming?
Third world war?
Polarisation?
Declining birth rate?
Financial crisis?
Nope. It's this...
How do you solve that age old question: 'what damn present am I going to get now?'
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The answer is simple - a personalised, unique, humorous, beautiful and colourful cartoon strip work of art for your recipient to hang on their wall (we find most commonly in their toilet).
What's cool about it?
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Rapid delivery
Bespoke, hand-drawn, no Gen AI - one of a kind
Money back guarantee
High quality digital print and jpeg
No gags are off the table - your choice
Genuinely hilarious. You'll look as cool as a cucumber
We have 4 core products which you can explore below comprising:
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The Classic Cartoon Strip
- Top Trumps Family Tree
- Travelogue on a Page
- Your Love Trail
1. The classic cartoon strip
Personalised 9 panel cartoon
Do you need a funny gift quickly? Is there a moment you wish had been on camera? A memory you want displayed for friends and family?
Or perhaps you have an event coming up, like a leaving do, an anniversary, or the end of a milestone. This perfectly fits the bill...
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"I'd never been given anything like this before. I was speechless. It made me laugh and then it touched me in a place I'd normally report the offender to the authorities. Highly recommended."
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Ms X,
Teacher at Nursery for kids of oligarchs,
football managers and hedge fund executives.
2. Top Trumps Family Tree
Personalised Family tree in the style of Top Trumps
Want a way to look at your family tree that doesn't require you to live in an IMAX to see everyone or alternatively have to employ the use of an electron microscope because the font is so tiny? Do you also find traditional ways of showing your ancestors and relatives incredibly dull? Well, this product combines beauty, history and family anecdote in a fun and engaging way that everyone will be into.
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"It wasn't until I saw all these rogues and villains on the page that I realised how I ended up being the bag of contradictions I am. I was finally able to pin the blame on people other than my parents. I also didn't appreciate how dominant sheep have been in my family history. Guess that's why I have so many woolly jumpers".
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Mr R-J
Custodian of the family tree and
recently excommunicated from his family gatherings as a result
3. Travelogue on a Page
Personalised artwork of adventures that shaped you!
A great gift for friends is one where you can reminisce about a holiday, a set of shared experiences, or even maybe some form of evidence for the insurance company if you were robbed. Capture a whole transformative adventure on one page! Or simply make it up and pretend it happened to make you look cool.
"The process with Art de Toilette was so easy to follow. I just told them which gigs, which songs I liked, sent a picture of what we looked like, and then bingo, there it was on paper and all those terrible memories came flooding back."
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Ms A
Reluctant concert goer
Currently looking for a new boyfriend
4. Your Love Trail
Personalised timeline of your relationship
Do you want to see your other half go all misty eyed and gasp a bit with emotion when they open a gift from you? This will do it - it's the most sentimental gift on the market! Even total strangers will fall for you.
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It's easy - two storylines that converge into one after that magic moment you became a couple. Or a throuple, or just another player in a snakes and ladders story of love. Whatever - we're open minded. All you have to do is give us a few morsels about both of you and we'll do the rest.
"When my other half saw our timeline together his first reaction was 'OMG, I had no idea that you actually listen to me' followed by 'even if you got most of the details wrong'. Nonetheless, the romantic effect was immense. I had so little natural fluids left in my body by the end of the night that we had to double the online order of water from Sainsburys that week."
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Archbishop of a prominent Anglican Church
God fearing and romantic at heart
UK