What We Do
The problem we're trying to solve for is very simple. You need a luxury gift that will hit the mark and you've run out of ideas. And maybe even time.
Well, we're able to rapidly curate and deliver a high-end present that will be memorable and meaningful for the occasion.
We offer a digital experience that turns your ideas, with builds from us, into a one-of-a-kind work of art customised for your gift recipient.
It is a premium gift delivered rapidly who care about their friends, but not quite enough to plan ahead to get it delivered on time.
How it works
1
Select your product
Each product requires some information from you which we capture via the online template. All of the inputs you provide are secure and deleted immediately after the product has been delivered. Unless there are some compromising images, in which case we'll blackmail you.
(No, we won't... probably).
If there are gaps in the information, you have the option for us to fill them with our own ideas or leave them out all together.
Each product has prompts to help you come up with ideas, and we're more than happy to help you out.
Once your content is uploaded, we collect payment and move to stage 2.
2
Review the design
We then create the water-marked product comprising the layout, character design, and text to get the ideas across. This we will share with you in the form of a jpeg at your given email address.
Depending upon your pricing preference, you have the option to make changes to some or all of these elements before locking in the final design.
It is your product and what matters is what you like, not what we think works best. You have ultimate authority over the end output.
When you're happy, we remove the watermark and your completed product is ready to be sent. So we move to stage 3.
3
Receive the goodies
Our pricing plan varies depending upon how you'd like the product to be delivered (size, digital or physical, framed, etc).
Without wanting to be accused of bribery, we're also open to giving you a discount (aka a bribe) if you're happy to promote us on your socials.
When it comes to getting the goods in your hands, in the unlikely event that the product is damaged during despatch, please return it and we'll send you a new one.
Our ultimate goal is to create a coffee table book, collecting all the toilets that have been adorned with these stories, which can be used as a heart-warming and ice-breaking diplomatic gift to aid resolution of wars, genocidal conflicts and religious disputes across the world. Hosanna.
Get Inspired
Meet the Team
We're a family-based business lacking in the basic emotional skills to communicate unless the topic is about making money. We each bring complementary capabilities that ensure you get the best possible product and we don't get sued.
CEO and CFO
Iulia
25 years management consulting experience in a Big 4 and Strategy firm, virtually none of which is relevant for the day job here. Iulia is the sensible one who makes sure the product doesn't land us in gaol and keeps the costs low so you have a competitively priced output.
Creative Director
Trig
30 years of management consulting experience, member of the Cartoonists' Guild of Great Britain, and the scars have directly led to his dark and off-kilter sense of humour that goes into these products. Trained to take nothing seriously at all, Trig personally vets the quality of every output to make sure it meets your expectations.
See his blogtoon at www.chatsinmyhead.com
Marketing and Legal Manager
Matilda
Matilda is responsible for the manipulative social media campaigns that have dragged you to our site. She's also responsible for our terms and conditions being so easy to understand, which no doubt her future career as an actual lawyer will swiftly knock out of her.
Product and Operations Manager
Finn (Fergus)
The bag carrier of the team because he's young - his life is soul destroying and painful. He does all the technical stuff the old people don't know how to do, and all the other stuff we simply don't want to do. At least until we can find a GenAI bot to do it for us instead.
Customer Experience and Market Research
Lewis
Lewis is responsible for spying on the competition to figure out how much you lot are prepared to pay for stuff like this and also supporting the design of the digital customer journey. So it's his fault if you can't figure out how to place an order.
Loki
The Tenth Man
Loki is nearly 5 and brings the type of random interventions to our Board meetings that prevent nations from being over-run by the undead. His main contribution is to repeatedly ask 'why?', even to his own requests for ice-cream, which is probably more valuable than any advice Iulia or Trig gave in their entire professional careers.